Only 14 days separates me from Maroula, making her second youngest.  We’ve always spent tons of time together, but now that we’re getting older she likes to follow the rules a bit more than I do.  And, believe me, our family has a shitload of rules. –From 2, Sexual Awakening 

Economos Family Rules

1. Wait until marriage to have sex
2. No dating until after high school graduation
3. No shouting across the house
4. No shaving until girls turn 13
5. No tampons
6. Marry a Greek
7. No extracurricular activities (not always enforced)
8. No attending parties where there will be kissing games
9. No driving until age 18
10. No pierced ears until age 18
11. Live at home until marriage
12. No interrupting